A sure-fire way of getting rid of home-grown terrorists

The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka Kansas, the assholes behind such campaigns as “God Hates Fags” and “God Hates America,” are traveling to England to protest the play The Laramie Project. The Telegraph decided to interview one of their members, Shirley Phelps-Roper:

The antichrist is sitting now, in the Whitehouse, the time is SO SHORT – the Lord is coming and this generation is DOOMED! You see the destruction already before your eyes! As filthy america goes down, and The Beast Obama, That Son of Perdition, that Man of Sin gets his power grab on, you will all give over the power of your government to him and when you see that phony façade fall away, and he gets his war on and all your fawning over him turns to great fear, then you can remember these words.

When I was in college I dated a girl whose father worked for the State Department. Wouldn’t it be nice if they just happened to “lose” their visas? Then we would have an army of religious miscreants, wondering the globe looking for a home, in search of truth and fun. Maybe they would end up in Iran, and we would have a whole group of religious nuts killing a whole other group of religious nuts. It would be wonderful!

Here’s your laugh for the day. Scroll to about the 6-minute mark tor the pertinent parts.

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